A Readers Guide To
"You still haven't explained to me why I shouldn't argue over a word."
"werdz and frazez"
speaches - a reference to peaches as in: "What's that fruit?" "S'peaches!"
Yeap - very small 4 wheel drive U.S. military vehicle, now discontinued
Stop toting the party line - touting, not carrying - well, maybe
apaling - Appalling
disasterous - disastrous
Tripple college tuition - what happens when illegal immigrants receive in-state tuition
constiutional ammendments - constitutional "additives"
busines - visible wave forms (sine) in bus exhaust
ouzies - Uzis, machine pistols, not weeping sores
incompitent - a little incompetent
incompetant - incompetence contest participant
wiesel - small oil powered rodent
stuf - stuff
alluminum missle cylos - Greek bottle rocket launchers
Amerrican - not quite American, not quite Puerto Rican
Apprently - adjective Etymology: Latin aperient-, aperiens, present participle of aperire: gently moving the bowels
conjeniality - an inborn defect characterized by inopportune laughter
thought Kerry boinged his intern - BOING - cartoon sound associated with a blow to the head, see Lewinsky.
I haven't used a lan line in 2 years - explains why little johnnie is so poorly informed
ya'lls - plural for y'all, a plural form of you, similar to you-uns or youse
Australia, Japan and Polan - Eastern European chain saw manufacturer
Zymbawans - Zimbabweans, residents of Southern African State slightly larger than Montana former known as Rhodesia
grossly uninformed and educted - Presumably refers to book larnin' as in "educated" possibly electronic ducting or kidnapping by aliens over the internet
incumbant - hindered or encumbered by being in the way "cumbered with excess baggage"
incumbancy - early stage of confusion perhaps from Old French combrer to prevent, to clutter up as in "rocks cumbering the head"
illigitimate - really, truly sick, I'm not kidding!
jiberish - erratic jibes or drastic course changes resulting in confusion; characteristic of democrat operatives
lotery - a large quantity of rye grain
institue of marriage - a dehydrated stew served at Greek weddings
the true opostolic church (Greek Orthodox) - believed to be a religion based around the Opossum
slautering - lingering death
misoginist - someone who mixes fermented soybean paste and gin - then drinks it!
oppresive - opposite of resive
immenent - Rap star, made a movie named "7 Mile"
inoquous - now cooled, therefore harmless, formerly molten rock
precident - New Greek toothpaste
shoudl - unclear - possibly a middle eastern funerary garment
bankrupcy - bank requiring support, as in "bank and truss"
unilateraly - one non-forward pass
admitt - essential element of admittance
internation terrorism - terrorism between nations
embrass - to coat with brass similar to bronzing
AWAL - to be "All Wet And Lathered"
Infamous Quotes (self explanatory)
"I'm not against World Government ... I'm for it!"
"What a great country this would be if we were discovered by the French instead of the Puritans!"
" . . . and you would rather have Bush in office and his policies (based on lies) with no disregard for American lives."
"You have provide NO evidence or ANY logical reason to now legalize gay marriage..."
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